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Sir, I'm writing this report with fear. Not only because my life is threatened, but also because I have come in contact with something so big, that the human mind cannot explore it.
It all started when you send me to the Swedish town Malmoe, on the UFO mission.
The first thing I did when I got to Sweden was to rent a car and go to "Staffanstorp" where the UFO had been sighted.
At that time they where rebuilding the town or something similar to that.
So I couldn't get much information from the inhabitants. When I was doing my research I came across some information about a UFO association in a little town in "Blekinge"(one of the 24 states in Sweden) called "Carlscrona", apparently there had been some UFO sightings and since you sir, like when we take our own initiatives I quickly jumped on the train to get to this town. First thing I noticed when I stepped off the train was the zombie-like atmosphere covering the small city like a thick blanket. Pale, bleak people walked past me with empty, staring eyes, shivering, almost like freezing despite the summer heat. Sometimes I got the feeling that the packed crowd was marching in unison, almost like insects controlled by their collective mind. I picked myself up and walked off to the only worthy hotel -"the Statt". I arrived at the hotel some minutes later, and at the desk I was met by a broadly smiling fellow, who looked somewhat too friendly.
And as I discussed the room reservation with the clerk, a strange scene unfolded before my eyes. Three tall men dressed in black trenchcoats walked out. They covered their eyes behind heavy mirrored sunglasses, but I had the feeling they inspected me.
They almost marched out of the building.
I took my eyes off them, received my room key and walked up the Victorian staircase. as I approached my room, a faint pungent smell reached my nostrils, but I thought nothing of it.

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